Impeach, Impeach, Impeach

I think we should make impeachments a biennial event. We could dress up the Capitol Rotunda like the center ring of a circus tent and the ringmaster could wave in a clown car followed by a congressional parade containing all of our respected and elected officials dressed in curly red wigs, bulbous noses, and big shoes. After that, a midget dressed in a pink, shiny pig suit would pop out of the clown car to present the articles of impeachment while the band plays a light and happy version of Hokus Pokus by ICP. It will be grand!